at least, now i do since reddit suddenly banned /r/dolcettkingdom and a bunch of other eroguro themed subreddits (wtf!). anyway, check out my tumblr, it will basically be a stream of new covers and funky reblogs, but that’s fun in and of itself. click here to tumble after your degenetrix
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hello i love sexy milfs

and cougars in general, which is why i wrote mature matters. this kinky cougar novella is $4.99 or FREE on KindleUnlimited, so if you like the thought of a hot older woman rekindling her sexual and fantasy life with the help of a cute young man with a lot of tattoos, be sure to read your copy today. it is by far the most straightforward erotica i’ve yet written for release on amazon, so if dottie for you or my other works are too extreme, you might enjoy this intense steamy romance about an age gap, monogamous couple who enjoys sharing sexual fantasies and a little mutual masturbation. think an even less edgy evita tartt.
Linda was not prepared for Warren. Somewhere along the lines, her best friend’s boy turned into an attractive young man–an an artistic bad boy whose hard, tattoo-covered body belies a love of animals and a soft heart. Of course, Warren’s heart is the only soft thing about him…and it just so happens he’s staying in her house for the summertime.
Of course, Warren wouldn’t want anything to do with a a quiet older woman like Linda…would he? They may not be related, but he calls her ‘Auntie’ and helps her around the house. Surely she’s reading into his glances; surely she’s just projecting her own desires onto his irresistible body and charming smiles. It’s important that she keep herself under control, so in hopes of treating her hysteria at home, Linda makes a visit to a local adult shop in an attempt to procure the right toy for the kind of buzz she’s after, who should she find working there but Warren.
How can she resist sharing her fantasies with the hot young stud after a discovery like that?
hello i love bad girls who get good whippings

and i also love having 20 titles on the kindle store. yes, between may 13th and june 29th of this year i have posted 20 titles to the kindle store including one bundle and, two novellas, and a few titles currently in preorder state. i’m very pleased with this start to my amazon erotica career and think it all the more appropriate that today’s new semi-standalone short (read for $2.99 or for FREE on KindleUnlimited) stars that devious and spankable former senior class vice president of griswald school for unruly girls, rhoda dendron. have the pleasure of reading about felix eirwen giving that incorrigible brat a taste of the razor strop and while you’re at it enjoy a sprinkling of heterosexual dd/lg shower sex. this second semi-standalone short is set in the background of be my bully episode 8, so you might enjoy this steamy short even more if you’re caught up with the series. if you’re not, there’s no time like the present.
oh, and ps, you might notice this is bonus episode 2…bonus episode 1, also starring rhoda and felix, is available only to mailing list subscribers. fill out your email in the form at the bottom of this page and i’ll send you a download link for that episode and more!
CLICK HERE TO READ “SQUEAKY CLEAN”
Eighteen-year-old Rhoda Dendron is the kind of brat who requires thorough attention. (Un)lucky for Felix Eirwen, recent dark events in the strange town of Griswald and its seemingly cursed school have left Rhoda with nowhere to turn…and both Felix and his daughter are too warm-hearted for their own good. Take Felix: he tries to be a stand-up guy, but sexy, sensual Rhoda has a way of tempting him to submit to more primitive impulses than he cares to admit he has.
Is it really so wrong to react as nature intended when a hot, athletic girl like Rhoda joins you in the shower? Who’s really to blame? That irresistibly wicked nymphomaniac? The strapping older man who just can’t say no?
Or, you know…the murderer running around the town of Griswald who landed Rhoda in Felix’s house to begin with?
This erotic semi-standalone episode contains light DDLG dirty talk and other explicit content that may not be appropriate for all readers, and some episodes of the series as a whole feature frank discussion of disturbing topics. Discretion is advised.
hello i love elizabeth bedlam: other author spotlight fridays

maybe not every friday but some fridays i’d like to shine a light on other independent and/or small press authors who i think are amazing and who i wish i’d known about years ago. most of these authors will be free on kindle unlimited or selling shorter titles for between $.99 and $2.99. let me start this adventurous column off by recommending that (in addition to my own works, of course, which you will enjoy if you like elizabeth bedlam and all of which are free on kindle unlimited at this link) you take a peek at horrotica pioneer elizabeth bedlam, the queen of b-movie horror erotica and an author i think every horror fan should read. and comedy fans. and erotica fans. basically, if you like ed wood, pulp fiction in general, puppet combo games and other vintage horror-inspired media, transgressive fiction, or just a fun fucked-up erotica story far from your usual kindle store bullshit, i would strongly encourage you to check out the one and only elizabeth bedlam. not only that but her productivity is phenomenal and i’m so jealous i’d like to cut off her precious hands and try all sorts of experiments to get their magic out for my own use. look at some of these great titles you’re missing out on:
just look at those titles. look at those covers. oh my god. these aren’t even my favorites and i swear every time i look they just get better and better. i love everything about them. i love the aesthetic effect and i love the concepts and have i mentioned i love her titles? holy shit. if they aren’t enough to convince you to invest fifteen minutes in reading one of her amazing shorts for free on kindle unlimited (follow this link) then you just have no sense of humor or are generally uncool and i don’t think i can help you. but if you wish horror and erotica could both stop taking themselves so fucking seriously for at least the length of a short story, please read elizabeth bedlam. if you have even the slightest iota of a sense of humor and love of kitsch, you’ll be super glad you did.
if you would like to be considered for an other author fridays post, talk to me about trading blogs, or are interested in exchanging reviews, you may do so through a message to publicity@paintedblindpublishing.com with ATTN: Regina in the title. i’ll consider everybody but i have peculiar tastes as u may be aware if u kno my work. xxxx




