hello i love celebrating christmas with consensual cannibalism, amputation, and fmf threeways

Merry Christmas, reader! It’s my favorite time of year, and what better way to celebrate than with a novella-length horrotica comedy set in the DOTTIE FOR YOU universe? As the post title says, this standalone special contains amputation, cuckqueaning, a very hot threeway, and plenty of consensual cannibalism all wrapped up in a hilarious comedy routine that can only be described as the cannibal homage to Steamed Hams. Have A VERY DOTTIE CHRISTMAS, reader!

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Ah, Christmas! If there’s one thing Dottie loves as much as Harold Fleetwood, it’s Christmas: and the billionaire CEO is intent on making his first Christmas with his new, demi-immortal wife an unforgettable one. When you’ve got two regenerating people with a penchant for consensual cannibalism, after all, it solves the problem of Christmas dinner…and after removing one of the limbs of his favorite tender dish, Harold is looking forward to aging their new ham enough for an elegant Christmas feast.

Or he was, anyway…because, as Christmas day grows later, more unexpected guests begin to arrive to the slaughterhouse by the hour. It’s all well and good when his ex-wife Molly, the sexy blonde heiress, shows up for a bit of three-way play…but then his corporate secretary, Pearl, decides to swing by. And all this to say nothing of Leopold Byron, Harold’s nuclearized business partner-turned-rival for Dottie’s affection.

Good thing his PA, Simonetta, hasn’t carved into her turkey yet…now if Harold can just keep everyone out of the kitchen until she arrives to save the day.

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hello i love spooktober, bad witches, bizarre transformations oh and uh apparently hucow

Celebrate a month of Halloween fun by ensuring you’re all caught up with the adventures of SEXY SABINE! Sure, they’re standalone, but so are Looney Tunes…and if you enjoy one Bugs Bunny misadventure, odds are good you’ll love the rest. Grab THE WITCH’S GARDEN HOE for $4.99 and join wicked witch Sabine as she spies on her annoying and corruptible neighbor, Clarinda the Good Witch…then watch sparks fly as Clarinda gets what’s coming to her for being a busybody. From Satan-on-futa-on-male threesomes (featuring, of course, demonic tentacles and some really horrible sadomasochism that made me scream out loud to write and edit), to witch-on-witch spanking, to outrageously hot lesbian orgies and generally blasphemous magickal mischief, THE WITCH’S GARDEN HOE is a novella-length entry that’s sure to please.

But if you’re looking for something a little more, shall we say, niche, then enjoy a quicker read with THE WITCH’S MILK JUGS for $2.99. How can you eat Satan in the form of a bowl of cereal if you’re out of milk? Luckily, if you’re a witch with a cute, innocent, in-denial neighbor, it’s easy enough to make some of your own…this wet and messy short is especially for all the dairy lovers out there, but it’s weird, hot, and funny enough that anybody who’s enjoyed previous Sabine stories will love this one, too. Read THE WITCH’S MILK JUGS and learn a valuable lesson in Karma with your favorite bad witch!

Oh, and while I’m at it…be sure you’re signed up to my mailing list, because you get a free (and exclusive) Sabine short when you do! Fill out the form below and check your spam box if you don’t hear from me right away.

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hello i love new releases

i wrote a new femdom erotica novella that’s got whipping, foot worship, pegging, cuckolding, and a lil “forced” bi (although is it ever really forced when people enjoy themselves???). and speaking of bi please buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it click the cover below and give me $4.99 on amazon or read it for FREE on kindle unlimited but u kno if u actually buy it i’ll think ur cool so it’s up to u

“There exist, my adored slave, such contrivances of strap and harness, and certain implements (generally of stone or ivory) that can be attached therein…why, such things can even be used on men to great effect.”

At the decadent height of the proud Roman Empire, the last taboo is the one governing relations between master and slave–so when the powerful socialite Marcella Agrippina, used to having men line up to kiss her feet, receives a new slave as a gift from her lover, his true intentions are beyond her wildest dreams. This studly gladiator salvaged from the bloody games of Rome’s Colosseum is the very height of male splendor…and his hard body is irresistible, even when making use of that body means Marcella must risk her own freedom.

But is she truly in danger of being made a slave, herself? Faustus, the strange and scheming senator who insisted on the gift, seems pretty interested in this sexy bull of a fighter. So eager to hear all about what she thinks of her new slave–so interested to hear how she uses him.

Maybe it won’t be so hard for Marcella to bend both men to her will in the end.

This work of erotic fiction contains unconventional relationship dynamics and fantasies of female domination. Reader discretion is advised.

ty for ur time and reading and money xoxoxo

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