hello i love wild girls being domesticated by distinguished edwardian gentlemen

It’s been a little while since I posted! That’s because I’ve been hard at work on my first romance novel, WILD GIRL RUNNING. If you like the thought of a reverse Tarzan romance with a splash of My Fair Lady, do yourself a favor and read this sweet historical romance ASAP! It’s what I’d call “low-key kinky” because, while it is of curse a romance story at its heart, I’d say the power dynamic between a savage wild girl raised by wolves in the forest and the sexy older anthropologist who finds and decides to educate her is inherently erotic…wouldn’t you?

READ WILD GIRL RUNNING TODAY!

The wild girl has no name. Raised by wolves, free to run and hunt in the forest as it pleases her, she has never seen another human being in all twenty of her years. Certainly not a man…and certainly not a man like the one who, one fateful day, stumbles across her bathing in the stream.

And in his turn, Dr. Ulysses Cochran–a British anthropologist studying the cultural sites of America’s displaced indigenous peoples–has never seen a woman like Estelle. From the first second he lays eyes on her, he knows he has fallen irrevocably in love: yet how can he give into his feelings for the wild girl when she can barely speak a word of English? His duty is to Cambridge and the grant he has received: it is to the sciences and cultures of mankind, for whom he resolves to teach Estelle to speak in an experiment that will change both their lives forever.

However it changes them, it is vital he care for her without taking advantage of her…and even more vital that he prevent others from attempting the same. Yet, as her education in the ways of civilized society deepens by the day, so does her ability to articulate the feelings she has for him. Torn between his academic career and his desire to reciprocate the love of the girl he has civilized, Ulysses must learn that, in romance, one is as much a student as a teacher.

Processing…
Success! You're on the list.

hello i love procrastinating by doing unnecessary blog posts and updating covers

yes it’s true there are other things i could or should be doing right now but looooooooook aren’t these new DOTTIE covers even better than the old ones? my kindleunlimited reads sure seem to indicate that they are. the cover changes are still flowing through on the Amazon page but why not use this exciting day as an excuse to make sure you’re up to date with this hot series of taboo bdsm erotica that makes 50 Shades of Grey look like Dr. Seuss. we’ve got cannibalism, femdom, findom, foot worship, snuff, guro, extreme consensual torture, a man with a nuclear cock, a cute immortal girl with psychedelic girlmeat, and lots of super inappropriate ddlg ageplay. and that barely even scratches the surface of what these first five episodes contain, baby–all that, and a real plot, too. READ DOTTIE TODAY BY CLICKING HERE OR ON THE AD BELOW!

Processing…
Success! You're on the list.

hello i love slimy futa selkie erotica

if you’re looking for a hot one-off erotic novella that features elements of WAM, vore, tentacles, extradimensional maneaters stealing human flesh to get down in a threesome, some light exhibitionism and a futa scene, then daddy you’ve found the right novella available for $4.99 or free on Kindle Unlimited.

i especially love it when it sells a copy before it’s even available on the amazon store somehow??? idk but if whoever is stalking my amazon page could also encourage their friends to do it i would appreciate it. gotta get that moneeeeeyyyyyyyyy. anyway this one was unexpected but fun, i started it in 2019 and it was always intended to be somehow influenced by gene wolfe but then he had to selfishly go and die (ugh) and the project got cratered. now i’m glad i didn’t obviously because it wouldn’t have been erotic and wouldn’t have been AWESOME like it is now. anyway buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it i want money buy it buy it buy it

Don’t miss this Kindle-exclusive novella of erotic horror by the author of HER ROMAN SLAVE and DOTTIE FOR YOU: SELKIE is a far splash from The Little Mermaid.

“Would you like to live forever?

When Annette allows her alienated boyfriend Jacob to drag her to a sales conference on the dreary Oregon coastal town of Bandon she’s hoping for a weekend of peace–but time alone quickly reveals the dysfunctions of their relationship and leaves her searching for some quiet on the shore. This attempt at solitude instead leaves her reeling from a passionate rendezvous at the tendrils of a slick and strange sea creature, she’s conflicted by overwhelming lust and unbridled terror–but not near as much when the creature begins stealing the skins of hotel visitors to close in on its true prey.

Turns out this maneater from beyond spacetime has an offer for her. Love it and live forever. Love it and be more than human. Love it and accept its predatory, unearthly nature.

And, morals aside, if her new lover can assume the identity of anyone it devours–even inhabiting multiple bodies at once–how can she possibly say no?

CLICK HERE TO BUY SELKIE!

Processing…
Success! You're on the list.

hello i love fresh bdsm cannibal erotica

DOTTIE FOR YOU Episode 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE, is out today! if you thought Episode 1 didn’t have enough ageplay, spanking, anal sex, corpse dismemberment, consensual cannibalism, necrophilia, and steaming hot dysfunctional psycho romance, rest assured DOTTIE FOR YOU Episode 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE will satisfy your perverse cravings. best of all, this episode is novella-length, as are most DOTTIE episodes i am writing now and will be writing in the future.

we all know deep down inside we have the capacity to be just as depraved as harold fleetwood. it’s why we read the marquis de sade, the degenerate fairy godfather of this surreal sci-fi romance. let DOTTIE prove you love it, baby. buy episode 2 of the series i can’t believe painted blue publishing is letting me publish here! while you’re tooling around check out the back matter for episode 3 and 4, available for pre-order on the amazon series page.

oh, and if you’re a really sick, sick pervert (u know, my favorite kind) be absolutely sure to stick around after for instructions on how to get the first short episode of DOTTIE AFTER DARK, the DOTTIE side series full of sequences too depraved to publish on amazon. stay tuned for information on how to acquire future DOTTIE AFTER DARK secret episodes.

DOTTIE FOR YOU EPISODE 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE

For a man with a lot of money and a depraved imagination, Harold Fleetwood has never dreamed of anybody like Dottie. Young, beautiful, talented, charming, the captivating office secretary who moonlights as a guro artist speaks to his very soul. Better still, her magical abilities are out of this world. After visiting her home for an intense evening of pleasure with his fellow Dolcett aficionado, Harold has learned something very vital: he’s learned DOTTIE CAN’T DIE.

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t leave a corpse when her pulse is stopped. The first question in the aftermath of this strange discovery is the issue of what to do with the dead body…and given their mutual taboo proclivities, the solution may be simple enough.

Setting aside their devouring passions, however, the real question is: where the devil do they go from here?

This serialized work of transgressive horrotica explores concepts that some readers may find disturbing. Discretion is strongly advised.

BUY DOTTIE CAN’T DIE TODAY!

Processing…
Success! You're on the list.