hello i love celebrating christmas with consensual cannibalism, amputation, and fmf threeways

Merry Christmas, reader! It’s my favorite time of year, and what better way to celebrate than with a novella-length horrotica comedy set in the DOTTIE FOR YOU universe? As the post title says, this standalone special contains amputation, cuckqueaning, a very hot threeway, and plenty of consensual cannibalism all wrapped up in a hilarious comedy routine that can only be described as the cannibal homage to Steamed Hams. Have A VERY DOTTIE CHRISTMAS, reader!

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Ah, Christmas! If there’s one thing Dottie loves as much as Harold Fleetwood, it’s Christmas: and the billionaire CEO is intent on making his first Christmas with his new, demi-immortal wife an unforgettable one. When you’ve got two regenerating people with a penchant for consensual cannibalism, after all, it solves the problem of Christmas dinner…and after removing one of the limbs of his favorite tender dish, Harold is looking forward to aging their new ham enough for an elegant Christmas feast.

Or he was, anyway…because, as Christmas day grows later, more unexpected guests begin to arrive to the slaughterhouse by the hour. It’s all well and good when his ex-wife Molly, the sexy blonde heiress, shows up for a bit of three-way play…but then his corporate secretary, Pearl, decides to swing by. And all this to say nothing of Leopold Byron, Harold’s nuclearized business partner-turned-rival for Dottie’s affection.

Good thing his PA, Simonetta, hasn’t carved into her turkey yet…now if Harold can just keep everyone out of the kitchen until she arrives to save the day.

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hello i love fresh bdsm cannibal erotica

DOTTIE FOR YOU Episode 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE, is out today! if you thought Episode 1 didn’t have enough ageplay, spanking, anal sex, corpse dismemberment, consensual cannibalism, necrophilia, and steaming hot dysfunctional psycho romance, rest assured DOTTIE FOR YOU Episode 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE will satisfy your perverse cravings. best of all, this episode is novella-length, as are most DOTTIE episodes i am writing now and will be writing in the future.

we all know deep down inside we have the capacity to be just as depraved as harold fleetwood. it’s why we read the marquis de sade, the degenerate fairy godfather of this surreal sci-fi romance. let DOTTIE prove you love it, baby. buy episode 2 of the series i can’t believe painted blue publishing is letting me publish here! while you’re tooling around check out the back matter for episode 3 and 4, available for pre-order on the amazon series page.

oh, and if you’re a really sick, sick pervert (u know, my favorite kind) be absolutely sure to stick around after for instructions on how to get the first short episode of DOTTIE AFTER DARK, the DOTTIE side series full of sequences too depraved to publish on amazon. stay tuned for information on how to acquire future DOTTIE AFTER DARK secret episodes.

DOTTIE FOR YOU EPISODE 2: DOTTIE CAN’T DIE

For a man with a lot of money and a depraved imagination, Harold Fleetwood has never dreamed of anybody like Dottie. Young, beautiful, talented, charming, the captivating office secretary who moonlights as a guro artist speaks to his very soul. Better still, her magical abilities are out of this world. After visiting her home for an intense evening of pleasure with his fellow Dolcett aficionado, Harold has learned something very vital: he’s learned DOTTIE CAN’T DIE.

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t leave a corpse when her pulse is stopped. The first question in the aftermath of this strange discovery is the issue of what to do with the dead body…and given their mutual taboo proclivities, the solution may be simple enough.

Setting aside their devouring passions, however, the real question is: where the devil do they go from here?

This serialized work of transgressive horrotica explores concepts that some readers may find disturbing. Discretion is strongly advised.

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DOTTIE FOR YOU Episode 1: FEELING DOTTIE is now available on Kindle for $2.99 or FREE on KindleUnlimited! Click here to read now!

Harold loves Dottie. Dottie loves Harold. Dottie and Harold both love Dolcett. Welcome to the first entry in a flavorful billionaire love story like you’ve never read before: American Psycho meets Helpful Fox Senko-San on a bad acid trip. (And for the blog reader: check the Spotify playlist to your left to see what I’m listening to while I work on this series!)

Harold Fleetwood is pathetic. Despite being the billionaire CEO of a major Fortune 500 company, he’s a divorcé in his mid-fifties who can hardly bear to look a woman in the eye. His dark compulsions and sick fantasies fill him with shame and leave the Internet as his only outlet, not just for titillation, but for intimacy–until the day he discovers bratty Dottie Shipman, the sexiest secretary in the office, has a dirty little secret she’s been hiding.

Turns out, Dottie is as intrigued by taboo fantasies as Harold. Not only that, but she’s the artist he’s spent countless hours fantasizing with while wasting time in his filthy-minded chat room for fellow lonely perverts. He’s terrified, and thrilled. After all these years of hiding his intense, twisted desires from everyone except the prostitutes he employs, sharing himself with this almost too-perfect woman seems like a recipe for deadly consequences from which no amount of money can save him.

Luckily for Harold, though, Dottie’s got another secret. An unbelievable secret. A secret that’s destined to change everything.

This work of transgressive horrotica of consensual cannibalism explores many concepts that some readers may find disturbing. Discretion is strongly advised.

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