Category / splatterpunk

by Regina Watts

hello i hate war

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HELP ME HELP UKRAINIAN WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

Starting on this International Women’s Day and running through April 8th, you can purchase KHERSON, the spiritual successor of CLEARED AWAY, from my website for $2.99. WHILE THIS EDITION IS AVAILABLE, ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE ORGANIZATION “UN WOMEN” to help provide support to Ukrainian women and children struggling to survive the invasion of their country.

The city of Kherson has fallen into devastation with the occupation of Russian forces. Grocery store shelves are bare, money is no good, and women have been urged to stay at home for their own protection. As the war intensifies these conditions are not likely to improve anytime soon, and humanitarian organizations attempting to help the civilians of Ukraine will need as much support as they can receive. KHERSON has been written not just as a piece responding to the controversy around CLEARED AWAY, but as a means of spreading awareness of the very real, very present threat being faced by human beings trapped in their city due to a war they didn’t ask for—especially the threat being faced by female human beings.

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If you do not read the story, please instead consider donating directly to UN WOMEN, Razom, ICRC, Urgent Action For Women’s Human Rights, or Fundacja Ocalenie.

FAQ: Why not Godless?

After the dust-up over CLEARED AWAY, I don’t want to force somebody else to deal with any potential controversy this short book might kick up. Additionally, due to the ongoing nature of the invasion of Ukraine, the more immediately funds can be provided to charities, the more impact they will have. With payments flowing in through Paypal right away, the money can be donated on a weekly basis. Keep tabs on the total on the book’s page on my website! It will be updated daily until the book’s run has ended.

FAQ: Isn’t this like setting up a lemonade stand for cancer?

It’s better than nothing. Since I can’t donate out-of-pocket, a fundraiser is the next best option.

FAQ: Is this exploitative?

War and rape are exploitative. This is a piece of fiction.

FAQ: I’m offended. How can I complain?

By donating to one of the above charities and sending me the receipt.

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by Regina Watts

hello i love splatterpunk comedy inspired by the addams family and calvin & hobbes

You thought I forgot about you, didn’t you, blog? Don’t worry, I’m just negligent! But this new release is so exciting I’ve got to make sure everybody sees it. My first-ever standalone splatterpunk novel is out today, available wherever books are sold in paperback as well as ebook.

Ever wonder what would happen if Wednesday Addams met Calvin & Hobbes on a science museum field trip where they found the disgruntled janitor’s guns? I did! Meet Miranda Even and Luther & Paine. Smokeland will never be the same.

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Scientific progress goes splat!

Luther Watson is an anxious boy. His best friend, Paine, assures him that he has no reason to be, but what could Paine know of anxiety? No bipedal wolf capable of disguising itself as a stuffed animal has anything to worry about…especially when the only person who can see him is Luther.

That is, until a field trip to the Smokeland Science Museum introduces him to Miranda Even, the disturbing daughter of an eccentric family of Smokeland locals. Her morbid interest in all the parts of life most others try to ignore soon have the new friends embroiled in a scheme to determine just why, exactly, the science museum’s old janitor was so freaked out to be fired without having a chance to clean his office…and as the answer turns out to be far more dangerous than expected, chaos overtakes the science museum, people will die, and–oh, yeah.

A woman-eating wolf is on the loose.

Welcome to Smokeland.

This splatterific romp is meant to be fun and funny as well as horrifying, so if dead kids can’t make you laugh under any circumstances, I wouldn’t read this if I were you.

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by Regina Watts

hello i love taking your money via patreon and giving you goodies in return

That’s right, baby: your one and only Degenetrix is now on Patreon. Want a specially commissioned story just for you? A fun enamel DOTTIE FOR YOU pin available only to mid-tier Patrons and contest winners? Just want to get an exclusive story once a month that nobody outside of Patreon is allowed to see? Check out the offered tiers for all that and more! Your support allows me to create longer and better books, so the more you can give, the more you can get in return.

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by Regina Watts

hello i love collaborating with puppet combo: BABYSITTER BLOODBATH comes out 10/9

Picture R.L. Stine’s FEAR STREET series but with a splatterpunk twist: that, my friends, is BABYSITTER BLOODBATH. Don’t miss this bloody treat produced in collaboration with Puppet Combo, the genius developer behind such horror classics as POWER DRILL MASSACRE, NUN MASSACRE, and FEED ME, BILLY. BABYSITTER BLOODBATH is their first novelization and my first collaboration, so please support us both by buying a copy when it comes out on 10/9…and don’t forget to check out the rest of my work, too. There’s a new Sabine short coming out tonight or tomorrow, it just so happens, and if you like evil nuns, well…this’ll be the short for you. Of course, keep in mind–this is my first YA-style novel. Usually my work is a bit saucier than that, as regular readers know…new readers are advised to proceed with the utmost caution. But don’t worry, Regina Watts fans–YA-style doesn’t mean that it’s for kids.

I had a hell of a time working on this one–it was an absolute blast. Here’s to hoping I’ll get to do another one!

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You’ve played the game, now read the book! The first novelization in Puppet Combo’s VHS Terrors Series: Babysitter Bloodbath, puts you right in the middle of a classic 80s SLASHER!

Sarah has been feeling happy in her quiet Washington suburb and tonight is a big chance for her: A lengthy babysitting gig and a chance to be alone with her new hunky guy Jack. With any luck this’ll shape up to be a great night for her— unfortunately that luck has already run out.

A brutal atrocity happened 22 years ago in the very same neighborhood, completely forgotten by this small town, but not forgotten by the monster who committed it. Neokalus Burr will be violently released from his long stay in Monroe State Hospital… and Sarah will finally get to meet the long-forgotten horror of her town’s past.

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