hello i love epic fantasy – BURNINGSOUL Book III now available!

Weia! Waga! Burningsoul Book III is here!

Get it in paperback or digital and start reading today!
This is a Burningsoul entry like you’ve never read before. From the decks of ghostly pirate ships to a psychedelic voyage beyond all space and time, Rorke’s adventures continue to grow stranger…and deadlier, too.

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Be sure you’ve read Book II of THE BURNINGSOUL SAGA!

Rorke Burningsoul, Wanderer of Weltyr, is dead.

Since Rorke Burningsoul escaped the Nightlands, his life has been adventure without rest. Why should he be surprised when the airship set to whisk him and his four lovely companions to Rhineland is boarded by the all-female pirate crew of the legendary ship, the Flying Rhinemaid? There’s no such thing as a cruise in the world of Urd—there’s only peril, and the will to overcome it. As the chaos in the air takes turns no one could expect, and certain shattering truths come to light, Rorke must struggle to stay focused on the task of reclaiming the Ring of Roserpine…especially when he’s forced to confront the truth of what happened to him upon the airship.

But that is not the only truth he is forced to confront. Stranded, Rorke and two of his lovely companions must brace themselves for a series of encounters they never expected to endure: starting with the mysterious Deep-Children, who beg that Rorke return the sacred gold stolen from their mother’s home. Normally, such a task would be his pleasure. But when the thief turns out to have been Weltyr, himself, well…

That makes things a little more complicated.

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hello i love hillbilly horror – IDOL is out on Valentine’s Day

That’s right! Valentine’s Day is almost here–and with it, a new Regina Watts horror novel. Not only that, but my first hardback! Be sure you’ve got your pre-order set for either a physical or digital edition before February 14th, 2022. Click the cover above to order now!

Melba Daniels has been receiving telepathic messages from movie star Rex Virgil for years. Why is it only now that he’s invited her to meet him in person again? Well…she hasn’t been taking her drugs, for one, (don’t tell her probation officer that, now), which makes his messages come through loud and clear.

But avoiding her meds means she’ll be seeing a whole hell of a lot more of the Gray Man. Turns out the faceless entity is the real reason Rex has picked now to elope with his long-distance disciple: tonight is the night. The night to shake loose of its clutches. All Melba’s got to do is offer up three sacrifices, and just like that, she’s free of her torment for good.

Now she’s just gotta make damn sure that her cousin, Becky June, ain’t meant to be one of the dead.

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hello i love splatterpunk comedy inspired by the addams family and calvin & hobbes

You thought I forgot about you, didn’t you, blog? Don’t worry, I’m just negligent! But this new release is so exciting I’ve got to make sure everybody sees it. My first-ever standalone splatterpunk novel is out today, available wherever books are sold in paperback as well as ebook.

Ever wonder what would happen if Wednesday Addams met Calvin & Hobbes on a science museum field trip where they found the disgruntled janitor’s guns? I did! Meet Miranda Even and Luther & Paine. Smokeland will never be the same.

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Scientific progress goes splat!

Luther Watson is an anxious boy. His best friend, Paine, assures him that he has no reason to be, but what could Paine know of anxiety? No bipedal wolf capable of disguising itself as a stuffed animal has anything to worry about…especially when the only person who can see him is Luther.

That is, until a field trip to the Smokeland Science Museum introduces him to Miranda Even, the disturbing daughter of an eccentric family of Smokeland locals. Her morbid interest in all the parts of life most others try to ignore soon have the new friends embroiled in a scheme to determine just why, exactly, the science museum’s old janitor was so freaked out to be fired without having a chance to clean his office…and as the answer turns out to be far more dangerous than expected, chaos overtakes the science museum, people will die, and–oh, yeah.

A woman-eating wolf is on the loose.

Welcome to Smokeland.

This splatterific romp is meant to be fun and funny as well as horrifying, so if dead kids can’t make you laugh under any circumstances, I wouldn’t read this if I were you.

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hello i love sexy isekai preorders (say that 5 times fast) – OP Demon Lord Book II

Hey, Reader! Long time no blog. I just wanted to send a little shout-out to everybody who helped I Was An OP Demon Lord Before I Got Isekai’d to This Boring Corporate Job! get up to 50 reviews within the first month of its release! Thanks to your support, Book II, Not All Angels Are That Bad, I Guess… is now available for preorder and is schedule for an end of July release! Be sure to grab your copy. If any book in this series makes it to 100 preorders, readers on my mailing list will receive a special sexy illustration of Baphomet (book 1’s cover girl!) so buy yours before release day and help a noble cause!

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Is anybody really an angel in a world like this?

Vic’s got a lot of learning to do: it’s a good thing he’s surrounded by so many beautiful women falling all over themselves to help him. After discovering the cute neighbor across the street is actually his human vessel’s guardian angel, the displaced demon lord is twice as devoted to breaking the seals keeping him trapped in a boring corporate job…even if he has to fight every lying celestial slave he meets in order to do it.

But maybe not all angels are so bad. Raphael, the head of Helcom’s sales department, is as up-front about his angelic nature as he is tired of his lot in life. More than willing to look the other way while Vic gets intimate with the latest (cat-eared) addition to his harem, Vic’s new boss quickly proves that the morality of angels is not dictated by the will of Heaven.

And that even an angel in league with infernal spirits can’t be trusted by a demon lord.

This light novel harem series is zesty, and contains many intimate scenes between the main character and the beautiful women around him. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

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hello i love sharing uncensored stories on godless.com, including exclusive dottie & sabine shorts and a special cut of FAMILIARITY

HAIL SATAN! PRAISES BE UPON SAINT WALPURGIA! READ FAMILIARITY!

At long last, FAMILIARITY is ready to seduce you into a higher state of consciousness. But before you buy, you have to ask yourself: do you really want to know what’s behind the veil?

YES, I WANT 10,000 EXTRA WORDS AND A PREFACE NOT SUITED TO AMAZON

NO, THE AMAZON VERSION IS ENOUGH FOR ME

This book is NOT AVAILABLE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED because otherwise I wouldn’t be able to offer you the GODLESS CUT, so make your choice and be sure to leave a review! Oh–and while I’m at it, be sure to snag the exclusive DOTTIE and SABINE shorts that are only available on Godless. They were just a little too much for Amazon!

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FAMILIARITY – AVAILABLE 4/30/21

God understands that sometimes people need to die.

Libertine abortionist Dr. Hammond Harteveldt bears a charmed life, though most might not feel that way. After all, his former brother-in-law was recently found dead in his prison cell while awaiting charges related to some very sordid sex crimes, and the retired widower has subsequently come into custody of his deeply troubled goddaughter. Most men of recreation such as Hammond would surely see sudden custody of a dependent as a chore, but not Hammond.

Far from it: Theresa’s presence in the home is an opportunity. He has not seen the girl in years–not since a falling out with her father–and the truth is that although the circumstances of her arrival were less than fortunate, she’s already brought so many good things into his life. There’s the alluring and naive Grace Primrose, young Theresa’s fetching high school librarian caught in a dead-end, humdrum marriage. She could certainly use a helping hand, couldn’t she? Then there’s poor Isaac Redfern, the FBI agent responsible for Theresa’s case who seems as if he’s hovering on the verge of a nervous breakdown–increasingly paranoid about cults and psychological terrorism.

But then, of course, there is Theresa herself. Theresa, ah, Theresa–Theresa, who will be eighteen on Walpurgisnacht.

And by Satan, Dr. Harteveldt is smitten with all three of them.

YES, I WANT 10,000 EXTRA WORDS AND A PREFACE NOT SUITED TO AMAZON

NO, THE AMAZON VERSION IS ENOUGH FOR ME

HAIL SATAN! PRAISE BA’AL HAMMON! IO WALPURGISNACHT!

hello i love epic fantasy harem novels inspired by richard wagner: BURNINGSOUL BOOK II out April 9th

Be sure you’ve read Book I of THE BURNINGSOUL SAGA! Nearly a hundred reviews on Amazon and a 4.4 average. Trust me, reader…this isn’t your average harem series.

Rorke Burningsoul is free. Free, and able to pursue the adventurers who left him for dead in the harrowing realm of the Nightlands: and when one of those treacherous adventurers falls right into his lap, all he can do is praise Weltyr and make use of his good fortune. When the paladin learns that the dwarf, Grimalkin, may have taken the Scepter of Weltyr for himself back to the dwarven nation, Rorke manages to convince his beautiful durrow companions to come on this retrieval mission–not just for his own purposes, but to increase their odds of successfully retrieving Valeria’s sacred ring.

Not everyone is on board, though. High elf druid Branwen, freshly rescued from the den of misshapen bandits, has some designs of her own…and though Rorke is devoted to assisting his former mistress, Branwen seduced him once before. She’s confident she can do it again.

But when a sensual wild witch from the mountains outside the Nightlands claims she knows the secrets of his heritage, Branwen will have to learn to play nice with the rest of Rorke’s harem if she wants to keep him from being spirited away.

Mature readers only! This fantasy harem adventure in the style of Dungeons & Dragons contains explicit encounters between the lucky hero and many gorgeous women he encounters on his quest. Use discretion when purchasing.

hello i love semi-erotic dungeons & dragons-style homages to the ring cycle

…And ending a book’s first day on the market in the TOP 50 of dark fantasy, as well as the TOP 100 swords & sorcery titles. THANK YOU, READERS.

Specifically…thank you harem fantasy novel readers from a certain Facebook group. I think this is an important lesson for everyone. Namely, someone posted a thread in this group–innocently wanting to know more about me, since this is my first time working in the genre of harem fantasy. Well! Let’s just say the thread got a little spicy, and there were quite a few doubting Thomases in the audience.

But now there are already quite a few unsolicited 5-Star reviews, and these from people who were in that thread. I’m so proud to have won some readers over already on day one, and so happy to be going to bed with Book I of THE BURNINGSOUL SAGA sitting at #45 in dark fantasy and #64 in swords & sorcery fiction…and #51 in dark horror, maybe because of the whole thing with Rorke Burningsoul, Paladin of Weltyr, consenting to become the pleasure-slave to a race of hot dark elves. But what’s so horrible about that?

Now I’m excited to see how much higher the book can get…and excited to know that I’ve already set to work outlining the trilogy’s second book. If we can just get Book I to 50 reviews, I’ll be confident we can release it to even greater acclaim!

READ BOOK I OF THE BURNINGSOUL SAGA, BLOOM & DARK

Rorke Burningsoul, Paladin of Weltyr, has been betrayed.

With the object of his most recent quest stolen out from under him, Rorke has been left for dead in the treacherous Nightlands: a place hateful to all surface-dwellers, full of things the human–even the elfin–eye has never seen. Gray-faced berich dwarves, frightful half-spider misshapens–and, of course, the sensual and dark-complexioned durrow elves, a race of power-hungry women who live in service to the goddess Roserpine.

Praise Weltyr, Rorke is rescued by two such splendid durrow–and told that, in exchange for his life, he must now submit to slavery as, among other things, breeding stud to the female race. He willingly agrees, hopeful that his obedience will help him find a way out of the Nightlands and back to the business of retrieving the lost artifact: but when the Materna of the durrow city decides during his appraisal that she needs a new guard, he is soon surprised to find himself taken, heart and soul, by the exquisite durrow high priestess known as Valeria.

But Valeria’s need of a personal guard is not just some ruse to keep her new slave in her bedroom without controversy–would that it were. The high priestess’s life is at stake, and as her assassins’ attacks grow more frequent all the time, she needs the assistance of a man capable of keeping himself alive along with her.

Who better than a paladin she’s seen in dreams for decades?

Mature readers only! This fantasy harem adventure in the style of Dungeons & Dragons contains explicit encounters between the lucky hero and many gorgeous women he encounters on his quest. Use discretion when purchasing.

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hello i love celebrating christmas with consensual cannibalism, amputation, and fmf threeways

Merry Christmas, reader! It’s my favorite time of year, and what better way to celebrate than with a novella-length horrotica comedy set in the DOTTIE FOR YOU universe? As the post title says, this standalone special contains amputation, cuckqueaning, a very hot threeway, and plenty of consensual cannibalism all wrapped up in a hilarious comedy routine that can only be described as the cannibal homage to Steamed Hams. Have A VERY DOTTIE CHRISTMAS, reader!

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Ah, Christmas! If there’s one thing Dottie loves as much as Harold Fleetwood, it’s Christmas: and the billionaire CEO is intent on making his first Christmas with his new, demi-immortal wife an unforgettable one. When you’ve got two regenerating people with a penchant for consensual cannibalism, after all, it solves the problem of Christmas dinner…and after removing one of the limbs of his favorite tender dish, Harold is looking forward to aging their new ham enough for an elegant Christmas feast.

Or he was, anyway…because, as Christmas day grows later, more unexpected guests begin to arrive to the slaughterhouse by the hour. It’s all well and good when his ex-wife Molly, the sexy blonde heiress, shows up for a bit of three-way play…but then his corporate secretary, Pearl, decides to swing by. And all this to say nothing of Leopold Byron, Harold’s nuclearized business partner-turned-rival for Dottie’s affection.

Good thing his PA, Simonetta, hasn’t carved into her turkey yet…now if Harold can just keep everyone out of the kitchen until she arrives to save the day.

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Pre-order the complete paperback edition of DOTTIE FOR YOU SEASON ONE!

For the first time ever, get all eight episodes of psychedelic depravity in one incredible paperback collection featuring wild cover art by artist Lauren Kolesinskas! The entire first season of Regina Watts’s horrotica DOTTIE FOR YOU–along with the two previously commercially unavailable episodes of DOTTIE AFTER DARK for the season–are available at $34.99. That’s over one thousand pages of taboo horror romance, including those two secret episodes, for a price cheaper than the season’s digital release available on Kindle. Preorder your copy today and get it in time for its Valentine’s Day 2021 release date!

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HAROLD LOVES DOTTIE. DOTTIE LOVES HAROLD. HAROLD AND DOTTIE BOTH LOVE DOLCETT.

Indulge in a flavorful billionaire love story that reads like American Psycho meets 50 Shades on a bad acid trip.

Harold Fleetwood is pathetic. Despite being the billionaire CEO of a major Fortune 500 company, he’s a divorcé in his mid-fifties who can hardly look a woman in the eye. His dark compulsions and sick fantasies fill him with shame and leave the Internet as his only outlet, not just for titillation, but for intimacy–until the day he discovers bratty Dottie Shipman, the sexiest secretary in the office, has a dirty little secret she’s been hiding.

Turns out, Dottie is as intrigued by taboo fantasies as Harold is. Not only that, but she’s the artist he’s spent countless hours fantasizing with while wasting time in his filthy-minded chat room for fellow lonely perverts. He’s terrified, and thrilled. After all these years of hiding his intense, twisted desires from everyone except the prostitutes he employs, sharing himself with this almost too-perfect woman seems like a recipe for deadly consequences from which no amount of money can save him. Luckily for Harold, Dottie’s got another secret.

An unbelievable secret.

A secret that’s destined to change everything.

Check out more about Regina at her website! And a big shout-out to editor M.F. Sullivan for her contributions to the series.

hello i love wild girls being domesticated by distinguished edwardian gentlemen

It’s been a little while since I posted! That’s because I’ve been hard at work on my first romance novel, WILD GIRL RUNNING. If you like the thought of a reverse Tarzan romance with a splash of My Fair Lady, do yourself a favor and read this sweet historical romance ASAP! It’s what I’d call “low-key kinky” because, while it is of curse a romance story at its heart, I’d say the power dynamic between a savage wild girl raised by wolves in the forest and the sexy older anthropologist who finds and decides to educate her is inherently erotic…wouldn’t you?

READ WILD GIRL RUNNING TODAY!

The wild girl has no name. Raised by wolves, free to run and hunt in the forest as it pleases her, she has never seen another human being in all twenty of her years. Certainly not a man…and certainly not a man like the one who, one fateful day, stumbles across her bathing in the stream.

And in his turn, Dr. Ulysses Cochran–a British anthropologist studying the cultural sites of America’s displaced indigenous peoples–has never seen a woman like Estelle. From the first second he lays eyes on her, he knows he has fallen irrevocably in love: yet how can he give into his feelings for the wild girl when she can barely speak a word of English? His duty is to Cambridge and the grant he has received: it is to the sciences and cultures of mankind, for whom he resolves to teach Estelle to speak in an experiment that will change both their lives forever.

However it changes them, it is vital he care for her without taking advantage of her…and even more vital that he prevent others from attempting the same. Yet, as her education in the ways of civilized society deepens by the day, so does her ability to articulate the feelings she has for him. Torn between his academic career and his desire to reciprocate the love of the girl he has civilized, Ulysses must learn that, in romance, one is as much a student as a teacher.

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